Bruce Clark 01/09/2004 07:33 AM Garth: Ooooooooooooooooooooooo Baby!!! Did u miss a show. The legs were long! The thighs were taut!!! The breasts were pert!!!!!! And no this was not a commercial for "KFC" Our competition had a couple of beauties as members but were rookies to the game of curling. Did that matter,no @!$#& way. We trounced them inspite of being distracted!!!!!!!!! Mauro,always one to help out assisted their skip in calling the game. As Mauro pointed out,"Do you know how difficult it is to skip 2 teams?" I think Mauro has once again proved that mathematical formula that 2 x 0 = 0,zip nada,squat. Mike and Mark while distracted by the scent of a women simulated the Bruce Clark style of sweeping. One hand on the broom with nice short strokes. I am pretty sure they were sweeping but perhaps their thoughts were somewhere else. It was amazing that when Mauro yelled "Harder,Harder" I did actually see a dramatic increase in effort. They worked so hard I believe I saw their eyes close and a look of relief on their faces. I am unsure of the final score as it went to double figures but I am please to say that Mike is no longer a "Victory Virgin." Garth,the boys were hard on the brooms all nite.I pity the wives when Mike and Mark got home. It gives a whole different meaning to the term,"Are you glad to see me or is that an 8-ender in your pocket." Garth McQueen 01/09/2004 08:27:53 AM Well congrats to all and especially Mike. It seems a few of the members had to change pants when they got home. You seem to indicate the CLIMAX of victory might of been a bit PREMATURE for a few. But Bruce, that is the way with the young ones.