Mark Pioli/CTAL/CTC 01/20/2005 08:52 PM 
Subject Pioli Papers - Top 10 GARTH-LIKE things that will happen on my trip 

Since I was on the internet checking out the progress of my resort, 
I compiled a Pioli Papers for all to enjoy 

see you in a couple of weeks... 

TOP 10 GARTH-LIKE THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN ON MY TRIP 

10. Will get married divorced, married divorced, married this week 
9.  Will have a Dominican chasing me, Senor you owe me nine dollars for beer. 
8.  You need a ride to the resort, it ain’t happening 
7.  I will be yelling at the construction workers trying to finish my room, hurry ..hurry..hurry hard 
6.  Mrs McQueen, Mrs McQueen I know your ex husband so happy he finally got back at you. 
5.  Will have people asking me Senor can you please help me move to another resort. 
4.  Can I speak to the relationship management team for Signature Vacations.     
3.  Senor can you please stop farting in the pool area 
2.  Senor really can  you please stop farting in the pool area 

And the number one Garth-like thing that will happen on my trip. 
1. Due to the lack of rooms we had to put a few guests together meet your new room mate, Jan Munro