Garth McQueen 04/15/2005 08:42 AM Subject Pioli Papers - April 16 - Curse of the Bambino Somewhere in Welland, a vodoo ridden waitress is laughing quietly inside. Turn your backs on the Rex, will you!! I will teach you all a lesson. You will not win again till you return to the Rex and pay hommage to me .....I am sure those are the words she spoke as her heart saw the Network message eatin plans are changed...going to the club...Garth knows, tell Pioli. And with that small decision, our fate was cast. The network is more integrated than we realize. As IT professionals (and former), we all should know that...ooh...wait.. someone spent an hour figuring out his password...Let me take that back. In the season finale, there was drama, intrigue and despair. Unfortunately that was all for our opponents who turned out to be the 3rd CTFS team in the league. The unknown child who was out for blood. They had previously destroyed the girls team but the beating must have been so bad they kept it a secret. We didn't see it coming...plus we were busy going over the grocery list for Saturdays breakfast. Game Stats httpwww.mywebsite4u.comcurlingindex.html -- Mauro updated it last night while finishing his 27 computers before bed. To Mike They took 7 in the 2nd and we couldn't mount a come back. I believe they call it shell shock or rock shock or rock and awe or ....oh shit. Gentlemen If that's the best they can throw at us, I believe we will be the Best In B next year. In our playoffs we were mediocre in the first game, played well in the second game and had a lousy one end in the third. We can run with the big dogs that's for sure, We will just have to learn to stand up in the grass because it gets pretty wet . As I sign off for this year, it was pleasure bringing you the truth on a weekly basis. But our greatest discovery was our very own Mark Pioli, the unhearalded cub reporter for SI. Many of us have inner talents that nobody knows (quad boy, pooch pounder, stiff leg ...et al) but every once in a while that nugget is found. Mark, we will look forward to your work for years to come, unlike Bruce where we will wait for years for work to come. No wonder, he was going down on you throughout the season.... Good Sweeping Mark, Good Writing Mark. Practice hard, golf is very much the dry land training for curling. It certainly has the same amount of drinking....ooh....wait.. I take that back. Mark Pioli 04/15/2005 02:06 PM Subject Re Pioli Papers - April 16 - Curse of the BambinoLink Sorry Boys I saved my worst game for last night. If I had flares I would of thrown myself on top of one. Here are a few excuses for why I played like garbage Found out Mike Milinkovic was injured, I was very distraught Waiting for Garth to pick me up at the Car Dealership for 12 hour, I finally rented a car. I pulled my arm muscle actually exercising To many people playing from CTFS, 7 out 8 people, I forgot who I was playing for. To many girls wearing tank tops running onto the ice telling me I want you, Next sentence - not to lose anymore ends. Don't worry Garth my bad game has not impacted my appetite, It may be breakfast to go but I will be there. Bruce Clark 04/18/2005 08:22AM Mark Thanks for joining me for breakfast on Saturday morning at Garth's. As I have said in the past,don't worry brother,I will look after you. I called Garth at approx. 0820 Saturday morning (via Blackberry) to inquire as to whether you would like a fresh coffee. I heard Garth screaming either Screw Pioli,bring me coffee or I am screwing Pioli,bring me coffee. I arrived at Garth's with a great deal of trepidation and thank god you were not there as I had visions of Garth doing his own rendention of makin bacon. An excellent breakfast was had by all.Great job Garth!!!We all were not had by Garth,thank god. So off to the playoffs we go. I provided beer all day thanks to the Cdn Tire girlie rocks who were not in attendance. Must have been a Jenny Craig convention in town at the same time with Blake and Rob as the featured speakers. I on their behalf voted CTFS as the most sportsman team.We did not win!!!Doesn't anybody know that Roger has not been on the team for years!! Unfortunately the WCMC proved to be better than I thought and ended up B champs. (We called Mauro ((via blackerry)) to provide update) Our reign is over boys, we are no longer defending champs of any division. I offered to buy Garth food at the club(year-end specials) but no,he wanted to spend the big bucks. It is amazing what a bit of Montreal Steak Rub can do to improve the taste of roadkill. Good beer and educational information was abundant. It would appear the Garth was a big player in the handing out of all the laminated ITPS Charter info. We can now refer to him as Plastic Man