Garth McQueen/CTAL/CTC 07/28/2005 02:54 PM 
Subject Pioli Papers - Special Summer Edition - White Wedding Day 

The Hills are Alive with Music. It is the Sheep singing...we're free, we're free, 
Bruce has found a Lady Bee.  I would guess the men of the valley are saying the 
same thing. 
Well, my former C Flight Champions. Seems our brother Bruce has taken his Rocks 
off the ice and put them on her hand. Yes, Bruce has once again entered into the 
Lawyers Eligibility Pool called Matrimony.  I am sure his phone is ringing off 
the hook right now. Don't worry Bruce , we won't tell Tom Bielby. The first 
question to you will be: When do we expect the little love child to arrive 
(assuming this was a forced marriage) and the first question to Karen will be: 
We thought Garth had the cataracts (assuming a vision problem on her part). 

In true CTFS skip fashion, Bruce communicated nothing, told no one and proceded 
to inform only when the deed was done. Much like his icey silence when skipping. 
I should have guessed this was coming when he stopped calling Bob , "you bastard".  
Having his father with a spouse has legitimized his presence. 
Well boys, I say:; Hip Hip Horray for Bruce. We all wish him the best and for Karen 
a speedy recovery from her blindness. It was very nice to see Bruce so happy at 
lunch today as he neglected to tell anyone of his manly feat.  I am sure the 
Smithville Chicken Pluckers will be dissappointed that their chief feather plucker 
and chicken chooker has left the barn. 

Are team has now reached full maturity. It will be a fully married group that will 
appear this fall.  I believe this may alter our behaviour and introduce abstenance 
as our mantra.  Now for Bruce, you may think this abstenance is about drinking, 
but all the married ones will let you know otherwise...Right Mike!!. 

Congratulations to Bruce and Karen. 

Your old girlfriends will miss you Brucey....